Airplane what is it

And even funnier, McCroskey anticipates the explosion. Also, earlier in the movie, during the Turkish prison joke, Joey finds a basketball in the cockpit. Not factored in: the callback to this during Scary Movie 3. The highest ranking joke from this runner. This is the introduction of the Johnny character and the score includes the callback later. We knew going into this that whatever joke ranked at number one would be controversial.

When we tallied up the scores, we were all surprised this got the top slot because no one expected it but we were also not surprised because we all gave it high scores four 10s, two 9s, and a 7. Maybe in the context of reading a list ranking Airplane! What did you expect? The end. If you loved this you might also like more bullshit. Sign in. Alex Kavutskiy Follow. IST Follow. Rumack : But the other two pilots They're at the controls flying the plane Rumack : Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could.

You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win 'em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision.

Ted Striker : George Zipp said that? Rumack : The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.

Ted Striker : Excuse me doc, I got a plane to land. Rumack : Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.

Rumack : At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Rumack : Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

Rumack : Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? Elaine Dickinson : No. Rumack looks on, Ted is attempting to figure out how the controls of Flight work]. Elaine Dickinson : Ted! What are you doing here? Elaine Dickinson : You can't fly this plane! Ted Striker : That's what I'm trying to tell these people! Rumack : Elaine, I don't have time to say this gently, so I'll be very direct.

Everyone in this plane is in a desperate situation. Striker is the only hope we've got. Rumack : Elaine, you're a member of this team. Ted Striker: My orders came through.

My squadron ships out tomorrow. Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back? Elaine Dickinson: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking… We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?

Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light? Elaine Dickinson: Ted, the altitude! The mountains, Ted! The mountains! Ted Striker: What mountains? Elaine Dickinson: The… The cornfields, Ted! The cornfields! Air Controller Macias: Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now. Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…. Controller: Bad news. Johnny: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaarger. Reporter: What kind of plane is it? Rex Kramer reading newspaper : Passengers certain to die!